Time on your hands?

This made me laugh - don't know why:


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My Top Five Songs Right Now.

Mason vs Princess Superstar - Perfect
This mash up has really grown on me, and made me check out Bad Babysitter, Princess Superstar's other hit - remember that?



Klaxons - Golden Skans
The 'nu-rave' band's new single is possibly their best release yet - look forward to picking up the album.



Mika - Grace Kelly
I wasn't sure about this one at first, but the Freddie-style wailing deserves its place at number 1.



Kaiser Chiefs - Ruby
The Kaisers come back with this, a song I like now but I'm sure to be tired of in a month's time when it's severely overplayed.



Planet Funk - Chase The Sun
Admittedly I only have 4 songs I like enough to get in my top 5 today (there were a few also rans - Nas - Hip Hop Is Dead, Guillemots - Annie, Let's Not Wait, Kelis - Lil Star, The View - Same Jeans - but they just miss out on the list I'm afraid) so I thought I'd include a song that's very personal to me - it's the song they play before and after the darts on Sky! For some reason I always sing it when I'm being a 'lad'.

Monday morning morons - always fun to see people hurt themselves...

Watch the girl at the end...

Face plant to the floor.

Oh dear god, this looks painful.

How not to do a wall flip.

Reminds me of when I tried to flip Offord...

Best Goal Ever?

How have I never seen this goal before? It was scored last year by Biava for Italian side Palermo.

Blades of Glory

There is no way this film will not rock the body that rocks the party.

Keeley's Sex Tape

http://www.totallynsfw.com/videos/videos_keeley_hazell_full_sextape

Yes, it's totally UNSAFE FOR WORK, but it is certainly Keeley Hazell's sex tape. Decent start, but the camera positioning for the actual sex is awful.

Anyway, this of course holds no interest for me, but I thought you might want to know. Because you're a dirty pervert.

If I was organising a festival this year...

I was thinking today about how good V was last year, and Glastonbury coming back this year, and how Oxegen looks good every year, and how will I choose which festival to go to?

So I've come up with 10 acts that could feasibly be booked at a festival this year. If a festival has 5 of them, then I should go to that one...

Kasabian
Basement Jaxx
Killers
Gnarls Barkley
The Who
Oasis
Kanye West
The Cure
Kaiser Chiefs
Ian Brown

Who would you want booked?

Manliness

A little question for you today - what makes a man manly?

What activities indicate manliness?

How could one be the ultimate manly man?

Leave me a comment

Cheers

Aaron

BARRY!

This will only make sense to people who have visited the hog's Head in Sidcup...

Midget Fight.

Oh Jerry - this is ridiculous.

My Top Five Songs Right Now.

Just Jack - Starz In Their Eyes
Although I'm not liking the way he's put a 'z' in the title, this is a good track about the current phenomenon of talent shows on TV.



Kasabian - Me Plus One
Another Kasabian track gets in my Top Five and I still haven't got around to picking up the Empire album, must get around to that. By the way, you may recognise this from MOTD2.



Bloc Party - The Prayer
This may be a slow burner just like both of the Killers singles from the new album, but is a top track from the new Bloc Party album.



Space Cowboy featuring Nadia Oh - My Egyptian Lover
I almost turned this off the first time I heard it a couple of months ago but there is something mesmerising about this one. It's true that it could be the sexy young lady talking nonsense about not buying her a drink and instead going back to hers for a shag. Well at least that's what I took from the lyrics.



The Good, The Bad and The Queen - Kingdom of Doom
This is Damon Albarn's new project, which also features Paul Simonson from The Clash on bass (with some ridiculous posturing), Simon Tong (guitarist for The Verve, as well as on Blur's Think Tank and Gorillaz's Demon Days and Afrobeat pioneer Tony Allen on drums.



What's your Top 5? Leave me a comment if I've left off a great track around at the moment. I think Mason vs Princess Superstar - Perfect will get in the next Top Five.

Jackass 2 Deleted Scenes

This is all the most disgusting deleted scenes from Jackass 2, including a hilarious music video for Fuck The Pain Away by Peaches. Warning: they nearly all contain male genitals.

Jackass 2 Deleted Scenes
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Why do this?

Oh dear god, that looks extremely painful.

Snuffbox.

It occurred to me it's about time I introduced you all to the magic of Channel X's comedy masterpiece Snuff Box - enjoy:

Hot twins in the shower... oh my. FULL VERSION!!!

Oh yes indeed, this is the full scene of the hot Sorrell twins in the shower - including the kiss!

And yes, I don't care that it is technically incestual.

http://www.celebflix.com/free_sm/index/a/alicia_loren_annie_sorell/
m01.mpg

One body, two heads.

I can't get my head around how these conjoined twins co-exist...

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=5237

Best Hip Hop Artist Name Today.

I'm getting this CD: http://www.hiphopsite.com/SEARCH/?ITEM=314C74CF-6955-4CEE-94C4-F10253E9A635

Did they forget the dog was in the back?

Just makes me laugh:

What a wonderful expression.

This is an old one, but a good one - watch Noel try and dig himself out of the hole he finds himself in:

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/fantasticfourriseofthesilversurfer/

New teaser trailer for the Fantastic Four sequel - I'm not such a comic geek that I even know much about Silver Surfer, but I believe there's sufficient reason to be excited about this.

Hot twins in the shower... oh my.

Now call me a pervert if you must, but I know many men (and some women) will appreciate me posting this on the blog today. It's a scene from Cruel Intentions 2, a film I did not realise should be on my 'must see' list. There's rumours of a kiss between the twins, but inexplicably that appears to have been cut from this clip! May have to pick up that DVD.

By the way, this is UNSAFE FOR WORK. Well at least, if the boss is next to you...

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/148902/perfection_full_version/

Confess to me...

Hey peeps

Been a while since I've been able to update the blog but don't worry, I haven't forgotten you, just been very busy.

For now though, you can help me.

I'm working on a programme idea in which people confess to things they've done in their past that have been embarrassing, shameful, funny, etc. I need some real life examples for the treatment I'm writing so I was wondering if you could help me. You do this anonymously if you like by leaving it was a comment under this post (click on '0 comments' underneath this message) or just send me an email if you don't care about anonymity. I'll post all the funniest ones with names changed at the end.

Cheers peeps