Tuesday, January 09, 2007

One body, two heads.

I can't get my head around how these conjoined twins co-exist...

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=5237

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At 2:05 pm, Blogger Aaron said...

What the fuck?

 
At 4:39 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So many questions, most are plainly not suitable or correct!! One thing I will ask though is; who controls the limbs? Is it one arm and leg each? Or is one just a talking head?

 
At 4:39 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How dare I be anonymous. . .

Gary

 
At 4:43 pm, Blogger Aaron said...

I know what you mean - they appear to be reading together and all sorts. What about sex and that sort of thing? Surely if you have sex with one, you have sex with the other? It confuses the hell out of me

 
At 5:20 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

THIS IS SAM, I CAN'T REMEMBER MY PASSWORD

I feel a bit sorry for Britney because she is always at a slant, and she has the left arm.

2 heads
2 arms -- originally 3, but the short malformed central arm was removed
2 spinal cords and backbones which merge at the pelvis -- surgery corrected scoliosis
3½ lungs -- surgery expanded their chest cavity
2 breasts
2 hearts in a shared circulatory system -- medicine taken by either affects both
1 liver
2 stomachs
3 kidneys
2 galbladders
1 bladder
1 ribcage
1 large intestine
1 small intestine
1 uterus
1 vagina
1 pair of ovaries
1 pair of buttocks
2 legs

what would you prefer, to be like them,
or...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lori_and_Reba_Schappell

SAM

 
At 5:33 pm, Blogger Aaron said...

Good research Samuel.

My god, being joined at the head like that must be awful. I saw the episode of Nip Tuck that they starred in actually - very sad.

 
At 12:45 pm, Blogger Aaron said...

The next time you think you're having a bad day, just imagine this:

You're a siamese twin.

Your twin brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.

You're not.

He has a date coming over tonight.

You only have one ass.

 
At 9:43 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha


SAM

 

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