Proper Transformers trailer online.
This looks like it may be pretty frickin' cool. Wait a sec, is that Optimus Prime halfway through???
http://uk.promotions.yahoo.com/transformers/
Labels: Trailer
A collection of stuff that needs to escape from my brain.
This looks like it may be pretty frickin' cool. Wait a sec, is that Optimus Prime halfway through???
Labels: Trailer
Here's my rundown of what I think are the best christmas songs ever:
Labels: Christmas, Top Five Songs Right Now
Labels: Beautiful
You may remember this advert from Dove, all about how make up and photoshop is used to make people look better. no shit Sherlock!
Labels: Beautiful
Labels: Wotton
Sad news as Peter Boyle died today. I liked him most as the grumpy dad in Everybody Loves Raymond and the man who thinks he's Jesus in cult classic The Dream Team. In fact, treat yourself today and buy a copy of The Dream Team to see him in action alongside Michael Keaton and Christopher Lloyd - it's awesome. Buy it here for £6 for a good laugh.
Labels: Celebrity Sex Tape
Every comedian will have been forced to deal with a heckler - lucky for the comedian, he's the one with the mic and the wit, while the heckler is usually a moron with a beer.
Labels: Hecklers
"England did nothing in the World Cup, so why were they bringing books out? 'We got beat in the quarter-finals. I played like s**t. Here's my book.' Who wants to read that? I don't. I watched the World Cup and there wasn't a team. It seemed to be individuals playing for themselves" - Joey Barton.
Labels: Football
It's come to my attention (thanks to my little sister Amelia), that this blog is a mere one letter away from God. Click on http://therosenthalreport.blogpot.com to find out what I mean! You'll also find on there that I appear to have a Christian search engine...
Labels: God
As an avid fashion fan, I feel it's important to put this video of the latest range of lingerie from Victoria's Secret. There may be some attractive models in there too. Maybe.
Labels: Beautiful
My mate Danny has another life as Ginger Bloke, who appears on Gonzo every week on MTV2. What do you mean you haven't seen it before? That doesn't matter - here's his interview with Girls Aloud:
Labels: Ginger Bloke, Girls Aloud
Labels: Beautiful, Heidi Klum
There's a fine line between being a dick and having big balls; being a dick means you do something stupid and you get punished accordingly, having big balls means you do something stupid and come out looking like a legend.
Labels: I've Got Big Balls
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It has been pointed out on occasion that I pull what some would call a 'silly face' when I look in the mirror/window reflection/piece of metal/any reflective surface. A face like this:
Labels: Mirror Face
A discussion I had about smegma this weekend (as you do) reminded me of the great knob cheese debate which took place a few months ago on my old MySpace Blog. It's an entertaining read.
Labels: Knob Cheese, Wikipedia
Labels: Best Picture Ever, Jodie Marsh, Jordan Knight, Syd Little
Another sketch from Blunder, made by Channel X, which is on Channel 4 tonight and repeated on E4 sometime over the weekend I think.
Labels: Blunder
http://www.getoffthewestfield.com/ is a tribute to Mr Horrobin, the disciplinarian rugby teacher who passed away this year due to a brain tumour. He may have scared many of us at Chis and Sid into doing up our top button or rolling down their skirt, but he was a fun teacher who instilled a try-hard work ethic into me which has led to a competitive streak whenever I tie up my boots for any sport. It may seem silly, but I'm still proud of the fact he pointed me out as the best defensive performance in a touch rugby tournament - a small thing, but not forgotten.
Unlike some people moaning about the Porto game last night, I loved it. Got the exact right result and the last 10 minutes made total sense for both teams.
Labels: Arsenal
"I didn't want to talk to people for probably the next three weeks after that defeat," says Martin Jol as he recalls the trauma of Spurs' defeat at West Ham in May. "I touched my wife but didn't speak to her."
Labels: Too much information
Another sketch from Channel X's Blunder, which is on E4 on Thursday at 10pm, and Channel 4 on Friday at 10.50pm.
Labels: Blunder
You may remember this track from the former New Kid On The Block Jordan Knight as it is a true classic of its era. What I didn't remember was how filthy the lyrics are, despite the clean cut video in a fairground. Some samples:
Labels: Filthy Lyrics, Haven't Heard It In Ages, Jordan Knight
You may be aware of the rap star known as Akon (or to his mother as Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam). He did that song Lonely, with what sounded like a duck singing the chorus. Yeah, that bloke.
Labels: Akon, Filthy Lyrics, Funny Rappers
Channel X (the company I work for - and it's not porn) made the comedy sketch show Blunder which is currently on E4 on Thursdays at 10pm and Channel 4 on Fridays at 10.35pm and I think it's pretty funny. Check out this clip from the first show:
Labels: Blunder
Labels: Borat
I'm back at work after a nice relaxing break which sucks for me but rocks for you as the blog is back. Unless anyone who ever read it has forgotten it even existed.
Labels: Aaronmania, Jesus, Village People