No matter what you say, her boobs are ok.

You have to appreciate the simplicity of a song called 'My Boobs Are OK'. Norwegian pop eh?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44f7BewqNqA

Alanis Morissette does 'My Humps'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g

The Netto version of Wayne and Coleen.

And you didn't think Rooney and his girlfriend could get more tacky did you?

This is Wayne's brother Graham and Coleen's cousin Carly Gardiner, as seen at Coleen's 21st birthday party this week.

Seriously, imagine how annoyed you'd be if you were Wayne Rooney's brother, and not only are you not as good at football, but you're also an uglier version of Wayne Rooney. Doesn't bear thinking about.

Is Jose the Great One or the Special One?

So Jose Mourinho's "unique" style of football manager interview is explained - he's a big fan of WWE wrestling. He would make an awesome wrestling manager - maybe he could do an angle with Vince McMahon? Problem is of course Jose would turn even Vince face as he is the ultimate heel...

As reported in the London Paper:

Jose reckons top wrestler is a Special One

by Luke Blackall with Jessica Barrett.

Friday, 23 March 2007

If the rumours are true, and Jose Mourinho leaves Chelsea this summer perhaps he could consider a career in the world of wrestling.The stern-faced football coach displayed girlish excitement when he bumped into WWE US professional wrestling champion Chris Benoit in the lobby of the Conrad London hotel, while at a team bonding session with the Chelsea players. After coming over to introduce himself, Mourinho called over his children to meet Benoit, who then posed for photos with the Mourinhos and his players, including Ashley Cole, Shaun Wright-Phillips, Carlo Cudicini, Petr Cech and Arjen Robben.

After the players went back to a group meeting, the manager remained for a little while to chat to his ­wrestling hero and Benoit’s wife, Nancy.

“It was really funny,” an onlooker tells theBuzz. “Jose just completely flipped out when he saw him. It turns out he’s a huge fan and watches it with the family the whole time.”

The pair chatted for ages, and got on famously, with Mourinho, the self-styled Special One, inviting Benoit to be his guest at a Chelsea game. The grappler returned the invitation when he’s back in town wrestling in a WWE show at Earl’s Court in April, but it was no use – it turned out the Chelsea boss had already sorted out tickets for him and his children.

Mourinho told Benoit: “I can’t get them to watch football but wrestling they watch all day!”

TheBuzz is not at all surprised if all they’ve got to watch is Chelsea...