Definition: Rusty Trombone.

Rusty Trombone (noun)

To get one's anus rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reacharound, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.

Phoebe's rendition on my rusty trombone last night was so moving, it bought a tear to my eye.

Also known as the "Dirty Bristow", named so after darts player Eric Bristow, where the "playing the trombone" action is replaced by a similar "throwing a dart" movement.

For a DVD demonstration, check out http://smutbymail.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=656 (definitely not safe for work).

Definition: Cincinnati Bowtie

I love slang terms with obscure meanings. This one is mentioned in The 40 Year Old Virgin.


Cincinnati Bowtie (noun)

When you reverse titty-fuck a girl. So your balls and cock are upside-down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "cincinnati" because they do everything backwards there.

My bitch was complaining all night because I kept ramming my anus into her nose, but dang, I was really in the mood for a Cincinnati Bowtie.