Karl Pilkington = Legend.

The Ricky Gervais podcast is back - there's going to be 3 more free episodes at http://www.guardian.co.uk/rickygervais. First one is up now...

At least Martin Fowler isn't there.

These are supposed to be my celebrity lookalikes. Really?

http://www.myheritage.com

Of course, if this photo is something to go on, I look like a bunch of attractive female TV stars:

http://www.myheritage.com

Best prank show ever.

Playboy TV have their own prank show called Totally Busted. Thankfully it's not about the rubbish boy band, but a show in which male members of the public have hot Playboy models come up to them, perform blowjobs on their ice lolly, ask them to touch their boobs and start rubbing their cocks. I would not feel too 'busted' if I was the 'victim' of this sort of prank. Here's a clip.

Lovely lady.

http://dodgypictures.com/site-emilyscott/portfolio.html - Emily Scott may be the most attractive person I've ever seen.

New Christopher Guest film.

All his films are great, and so will this one. It's about time Larry David popped up in one of these films.

24: Season 6!!!

I cannot wait. Here's the trailer: http://24trailer.com/

Looks like the China thing won't be a factor though...

Prank calls - childish, but very very funny.

I feel very sorry for this bloke:

I didn't realise Kelly Brook could get better looking.

But she has...

Click the link to see more...

Superstar DJs

These guys were the DMC Team World Champions three years running - this looks very very hard to put together. Although all that waving your arms about shit is a bit annoying.

True Fact.

Kim Jong Il scored 11 holes-in-one in his first ever round of golf, according to his official North Korean biography.

There's no doubting this is hilarious.

You'll feel bad, but this is so so so funny.

Mom spanked the gay out of me.

What the fuck is going on here?

Polka Power!

Weird Al is a legend. This polka is from a few years ago, and features some of my favourite 90s tunes. It's not often you see Marilyn Manson slide into Mmmbop. I can't believe he performs these things live.

My Top Five Songs Right Now.

Take Me Back To Your House - Basement Jaxx
Return to form for the Jaxx...


I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! at the Disco
This is finally being released...


Ooh La - Kooks
This is footage of the Kooks playing Ooh La in the streets of Paris:


Yeah Yeah - Bodyrox feat. Luciana
Unfortunately this is the clean version, naughty version can be found here.


Shoot The Runner - Kasabian
Another strong single from the second album...


What are yours?

Put your finger in the air and press it four times.

Want to hear Tim Westwood at any time of the day? Click here. It will bang up in your face.

Cashley can't sell books.

Cashley Cole's autobiography has sold barely 3000 copies, has a review rating of 1/5 and currently sits at 1,655 on the Amazon bestseller list.

This can't be a shock of course. All the juicy bits (i.e. the moaning) have already been printed in the paper.

And who the hell would want to buy this book? No Arsenal fans I assure you. And what Chelski fan would want to buy a book all about Arsenal's sporting triumphs?

Of course, you don't need me to tell you this is a book not worth reading and was only written to put another fat paycheck into Cashley Cole's bank account. Check out this review:

Dudley Dog!

To keep up the wrestling theme today, here's my brother (with much shorter hair than he has now) being manhandled by our young cousin:

Dudley Dog!

Cena gives K-Fed the F-U. That will mean nothing to most people.

Kevin Federline calls himself 'K-Fed'. I call him a money sucking leech who has turned Britney into an ugly trailer trash waste of space.

Anyway, WWE Champ John Cena (whose film The Marine came out in the US this week) drops him on his head this week on RAW after he comes out with Johnny Nitro and gets booed out of the building. Awesome.

Unfortunately Steve-O and Party Boy Chris Pontius from Jackass also get beat up by Umaga this week. It's not safe to get complimentary tickets for a WWE event it seems.

4 minutes you'll never get back...

Jordan and Peter Andre are going to release a duet of Whole New World from the film Aladdin, which they sang at their wedding. It is possibly the worst thing I have ever heard. Andre's not that bad, but Jordan...

My god. Click here if you dare.

By the way, I can see this becoming Christmas No 1. You heard it here first.

Theo Fact

In a poll commissioned for Radio Five Live in May, 84% of the station's listeners voted that Eriksson was right to include Walcott.

Just thought you'd like to know.

Lisa Lampanelli roasts Pamela Anderson.

My sister has challenged herself to find 10 funny female comedians. This is her best so far:

This is how music videos should be. Part Eight.

Weird Al does a spin on Riding Dirty.

White and Nerdy
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Humans are amazing.

This shows how attitude can go a long way:

How not to do a CV.

This is the wannabe Wall Street banker who sent this video along with an 11 page resume to UBS in New York. He took the video off YouTube when the story hit the papers but luckily someone else got hold of it and put it on here:

TUBES!

Boy George reacts to some kids taunting him about being gay during an interview - but the highlight is TUBES from Soccer AM's face - he looks very out of place. I hope he rapped to George.

Top Ten Le Tiss Goals.

Imagine if he'd gone to a decent club.

New Tarantino/Rodriguez movie preview.

Grind House is the new collabarative horror movie from Tarantino and Rodriguez (Desperado and Sin City if you were wondering), and this is its appropriately OTT and ridiculous preview. This will be the cult movie of the year.

The future is scary.

These kids could be our future world leaders. My god.

New Martin Scorsese film.

The Departed is supposed to be good, but this is even better:

Borat has a sexy time.

A scene that didn't even make it into the new Borat film and it's still good.

This is how music videos should be. Part Seven.

Little Superstar was so last week.

Snuff Box clip.

From my fine company Channel X:

Unnecessary Censorship.

This is very funny - Jimmy Kimmel beeps out stuff that sounds worse if you don't hear it, rather than if you do. Just watch it and it'll make sense.

Materazzi Advert.

He's been in training since the World Cup...

My Illegitimate Son's Third Report.

I have missed this kid. If you haven't seen him before, sings Beep by Pussycat Dolls here and his first report is here and his second report is here. Bring on the awesome.

Angry Nintendo Nerd reviews Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for the NES.

I saw this and did not expect a lot. But for anyone who bought this fucking game (which let's remember cost about 40, maybe 45 quid when we were about 11 and had no fucking money and inflation means it would probably cost about £60 which is outrageous and I am forever indebted to my parents for ever buying me any games) they will remember it was the most frustrating game ever. It was not a patch on Chip 'n' Dale: Rescue Rangers, which was frigging awesome. Curtis will remember what I mean. Anyway, I don't know what drove this man to do a review of it now but it's frigging genius.

Inappropiate!

This may become a new game for me (who can think of the most inappropriate response):

The Real World: Ikea.

If you've never seen the Real World, it was the MTV reality show before Big Brother, which put 5 or so people that were not at all compatible in an apartment together. Although they let them go out and actually do stuff as well. In fact, it was a lot better than Big Brother. Anyway, they always did it in different cities - but could they do it in Ikea...

By the way, does anyone else find it disturbing that Ikeas in the US look exactly the same as Ikeas in the UK?

The Killers are killers.

Jimmy Kimmel finds out how the Killers got their name:

Colbert Report on Congressman Kiddy Fiddler.

You may have heard about US representative Mark Foley (http://pageoneq.com/news/2006/foley_093006.html), whose IM chats with young boys have been exposed to the world, after senior republicans have known about it FOR AGES. Anyway, it's all Stephen Colbert's fault:

Biff is not a butthead.

The Back To The Future trilogy - some of the best films of all time right? No question there? Everyone's seen it. Therefore you know who Biff Tannen is. But I guess you don't know what happened to Tom Wilson, the guy who played him. This is his 'question song':



http://www.tomwilsonusa.com/

Robocop = WCW Champion.

8 Most Insane Moments In Pro Wrestling - yes, these are the reasons why some people think wrestling is ridiculous. Anyone who watched Big Boss Man drag Big Show's illegitimate dead father's coffin via towrope from his funeral will confirm it actually is ridiculous.

Vin Diesel was a junior breakdancer.

Vin Diesel, when he was a lot younger, showing off his b-boy skills. Watch as he gets a little kick to the nuts at the end.

Mini Kiss.

There's no way you won't like this. Watch it all.

Jesus Camp.

This may be the scariest thing I have ever seen. Yes, even scarier than Saw.

Weird Al's Polkarama!

Weird Al pulls off a Polka medley of all your favourite songs from last year inlcuding Snoop, Kanye West, Pussycat Dolls, Killers, Franz Ferdinand, Black Eyed Peas, Coldplay, Weezer, Gorillaz and Rhianna!

Mario Melody.

A man plays the Super Mario theme on two guitars simultaneously. You know you want to watch.

Little Superstar is back.

The little man puts the hurt on.

Victoria's not that secretive.

With all this fuss about size 0 models and being too skinny and all that crap, can i just direct you to the link below for what is, in my humble opinion, ONE OF THE BEST PAGES YOU WILL EVER FIND ON THE INTERNET. Seriously, I love Victoria's Secret.

Click here for paradise. I mean it.

When Ricky Met Chris.

Chris Martin might actually have a sense of humour according to this.

10 More Years.

After 10 wonderful years of Arsene Wenger as manager, all I need to say is: Arsene Knows.

Thanks Arsene.

Interesting Arsene article

I P Dub!

Yep, this is what I watch when in Orpington. Support your local wrestling company! www.ipwuk.com

Robin Van Persie!

Good to see Robin get on the scoresheet again, especially with a goal like this. And it's made even better by the excitable foreign commentary:

Everyone just pretend to be normal.

Go watch Little Miss Sunshine. You won't regret it, I promise.
The cast is perfect (Steve Carell, Greg Kinnear, Toni Collette, Alan Arkin, the geeky kid from The Girl Next Door, and the brilliant little girl) and it's hilarious, while also causing a tear in my eye at times.
I promise you will like it.