Cashley can't sell books.

Cashley Cole's autobiography has sold barely 3000 copies, has a review rating of 1/5 and currently sits at 1,655 on the Amazon bestseller list.

This can't be a shock of course. All the juicy bits (i.e. the moaning) have already been printed in the paper.

And who the hell would want to buy this book? No Arsenal fans I assure you. And what Chelski fan would want to buy a book all about Arsenal's sporting triumphs?

Of course, you don't need me to tell you this is a book not worth reading and was only written to put another fat paycheck into Cashley Cole's bank account. Check out this review: