This week on The X Factor...

Everyone knows The X Factor is nowhere near as good when it gets to the ungodly-long-studio-show-stage compared to the laughing-at-retards-auditioning-stage, but the pantomime between the judges is quite funny, and Leona is amazing. Holy Moly! have provided this week's songs (the theme is the original No 1 Hit Records):

Ray: La Vida Loca (with dancers)
Robert: You Are Not Alone (with choir)
Leona: Bridge Over Troubled Water (with choir)
Ben: With a Little Help From My Friends (with piano)
McCuntyChopBros: Love is All Around (With the whole world apart from Scotland wishing them syphilis)
Eton Rd: I Don't Feel Like Dancing (with Louis looking on hiding an erection)

How hard are they trying to make little Ray appeal to the gay audience? Ben should be really good doing a Joe Cocker style version With A Little Help From My Friends. Robert could go out with that song choice and spend the rest of his life crying into his girlfriend's huge belly, although I think the McDonald Brothers' time has finally come.